Tue, Mar 18th - 5:06PM

Sun, Mar 2nd - 10:49AM

Funny Jokes 

Tue, Feb 26th - 1:28PM

Ponderables

THINGS TO PONDER

Can you cry under water?

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunkydunk."

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Famous Quotes

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Fri, Feb 22nd - 12:12PM

Say thou dost love me, love me-toll
The silver iterance!-only minding, Dear,
To love me also in silence with thy soul.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Sonnets from the Portuguese

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Love Quotes

Thu, Feb 21st - 11:53AM

16 oz Cream cheese, softened

2 tbsp. Dairy sour cream

1/2 tsp. Salt

1/2 tsp. Paprika

1/2 tsp. Ground red pepper

1/4 tsp. Garlic powder

1/4 tsp. Ground thyme

1 cup Cooked crabmeat

1/4 cup Finely chopped green pepper

crackers

Beat all ingredients except crabmeat, green pepper and crackers in a 2 & 1/2 quart bowl on medium speed until well blended, about 1 minute. Stir in crabmeat and green pepper. Line a deep 1 & 1/2 pint bowl with plastic wrap; press mixture in bowl. Cover and refrigerate until firm, about 3 hours. Unmold on serving plate; remove plastic wrap. Garnish with chili peppers if desired.

Serve with crackers.

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