A clergyman was telling his congregation of the effects of imtemperance, and said:
"I hope the time will soon come when all liquor will be poured into the river. Now let us sing hymn No.94."
Some members of the congregation smiled when they opened the hymn books and read the title,
"Shall We Gather at the River?"
The Sunday school class was reviewing the wonderful lesson of Jacob when he used a stone for a pillow and had the dream of the angles ascending and descending on the ladder above him. The young lady teacher asked if there were any questions.
"If the lovely angels had wings," asked a twelve-year-old, "whaddey have to climb up and down the old ladder for?"
"Ah-hem!" said the teacher, "are there any more questions?" Comment (0)