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Tue, Mar 18th - 11:37PM
I'd like to take a moment and say I actually understand Eliot Spitzer paying $4000 to a prostitute to bind and whip him while he wore naughty school girl clothes and the working girl dressed in dominatrix garb. Stuff like that... well, you are really paying her to keep quiet on the matter (which she did do).
Paying for it with tax dollars however, and doing a shoddy job of covering it up... that is just pathetic and he deserved to get caught eventually.
I would hazard a guess his wife even knew that he liked to crossdress and get whipped by dominating women, but his wife just wasn't into that kind of thing.
I'd also like to thank the press and the media for being so quiet about the whole BDSM thing. When it was Bill Clinton people kept saying blowjob this and blowjob that, and oral sex, sex, sex. But this time around the media has been very hush on the topic, or perhaps that is because the investigators haven't been disclosing all the details just yet.
What is known is that Mr Spitzer was doing something "extra kinky" and it required the prostitute to travel on a train (instead of a plane) with luggage filled with whips, handcuffs, anal dildos and god-knows-what-else... so kudos to the investigators for keeping hush so far and only leaking minor details.
Frankly I can't get enough of the idea of Eliot Spitzer dressed up like Britney Spears and screaming "baby, hit me one more time" while the dominatrix whips him. F---ing hilarious!
I can't imagine why in the world the investigators and the press wouldn't want that all over the newspapers. Parents had a helluva time explaining oral sex 10 years ago during the Clinton/Lewinsky impeachment, now they would get the chance to explain why Eliot Spitzer likes to crossdress and get whipped for being a "bad little girl".
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Tue, Mar 18th - 2:01PM
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