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Tue, Feb 12th - 11:37AM

Even God enjoys a good laugh.....

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother".

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure

he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a

Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus

was a

woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men

who just didn't get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there

was more work to do.

Amen!!!


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