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Thu, Sep 27th - 12:28PM
A Senior Moment
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top
of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and
ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's
seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For
the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to
the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she
told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end
of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by
a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges
Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.