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Joke - Try saying these fast

1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't
understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand”. How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch
wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was
sea, sea, sea.

5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7.I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I
thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
wouldn't have thought so much.

8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If
a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to
Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside
to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside.
Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or
coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr.
Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.


11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside
his inside inn.

12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor
doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor
doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or
whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather
be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or
not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the
weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the
flea" Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the

16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as
tongue-twister twists tongues.

17.Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before
See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's
saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's
saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....

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