Sun, Oct 28th - 5:30AM

Baked Pumpkin Seeds

Thu, Oct 25th - 2:40PM

Be absolutely clear about who you are and what
you stand for. Refuse to Compromise.

Brian Tracy

Wed, Oct 24th - 3:26PM

1 pt. mayonnaise
1 1/2  Tbs. dill weed
5  Tbs. parsley flakes
1  pt. sour cream
2  Tbs. beau monde
1  Tb. onion powder

Mix sour cream and mayonnaise well until smooth and creamy, stir in remaining ingredients until well blended.  Chill.  Serve with any kind of vegetables.  Will keep up to 3 weeks in refrigerator.  Delicious on baked potatoes.

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Tue, Oct 23rd - 1:03PM

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and
the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of
fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle...

Funny Jokes

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Mon, Oct 22nd - 3:29PM

I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your
message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to
cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to
your request.

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get
the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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Mon, Oct 22nd - 3:12PM

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

Billy Sunday

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Fri, Oct 19th - 12:44PM

1 1/2 c. canned, fresh or frozen blueberries

1 tsp. lemon juice

2/3 c. sugar. Taste test if using canned. May be too sweet, it is for

me

1 tsp. cornstarch

pinch of salt

Heat to boiling in a pot with a TIGHT FITTING lid. . Meantime, mix:

2 1/4 c. all purpose flour

4 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

1/2 c. shortening

1 egg

1 c. milk

Mix together as for bisquits to make a soft sticky dough. Drop by

tablespoonfulls onto hot blueberry mixture. Cover tightly and simmer 20

to 25 minutes. DO NOT LIFT LID until done. Serve hot, spooning sauce

over top. I like mine with cream or vanilla ice cream on the top.

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Thu, Oct 18th - 3:14PM

Wed, Oct 17th - 12:42PM

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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Tue, Oct 16th - 12:57PM

Fri, Oct 12th - 9:14AM

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Thu, Oct 11th - 11:05AM

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Wed, Oct 10th - 10:36AM

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

Author Unknown

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Tue, Oct 9th - 12:54PM

2 small chicken breast halves (12 ounces total)
2 cups water
4 cups chicken broth
1 tablespoon soy sauce
8 ounces small shrimp, peeled and deveined
8 ounces fresh bean sprouts
1 cup broccoli florets
1/2 of a 15-ounce jar straw mushrooms or one 8-ounce can mushrooms, drained
1/2 cup chopped red and/or green sweet pepper
4 green onions, diagonally sliced in 1-inch pieces
Freshly ground pepper

In a 4-quart Dutch oven combine chicken and water; bring to boiling. Reduce
heat and simmer, covered, 20 to 25 minutes or until no longer pink. Remove
chicken; cool slightly and chop chicken, discarding skin, and bones. Strain
the cooking liquid. Wipe out Dutch oven and add strained liquid. Add chicken
broth. Bring to boiling; add soy sauce, chopped cooked chicken, shrimp,bean
sprouts, broccoli, mushrooms, sweet pepper, and green onions. Return to
boiling; cook, uncovered, 5 minutes. Season to taste with pepper.
Makes 6 to 8 main-dish servings.

Nutritional facts per serving
calories: 152, total fat: 3g, saturated fat: 1g, cholesterol: 76mg,
sodium: 849mg, carbohydrate: 7g, fiber: 2g, protein: 26g, vitamin C:
75%, calcium: 5%, iron: 14%

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Mon, Oct 8th - 1:53PM

What's similar between a tornado and an Alabama divorce?

Either one, somebody's afixin' to lose a trailer...

Fri, Oct 5th - 2:29PM

"There are many good moccasin tracks along the trail of a straight arrow."

Sioux

Thu, Oct 4th - 11:16AM

2 lbs. lean ground beef
2 med. green and/or red sweet peppers, seeded and chopped (2 cups)
1 med. onion, chopped
1 - 11 oz. can condensed nacho cheese soup
2 - 2 1/4 oz. cans sliced pitted ripe olives, drained (1 cup)
1 – 8 oz. jar mild chunky salsa (3/4 cup)
1/4 cup water
2 - 8 oz. pkgs. corn muffin mix
3/4 cup shredded Cojack or Colby cheese
Cherry tomatoes, quartered, optional
Whole pitted ripe olives, optional

In a 12 inch skillet, cook ground beef, peppers, and onion until meat is brown. Drain off fat. Stir in soup, sliced olives, salsa, and water. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, for 5 minutes. Remove from heat. Meanwhile, prepare corn muffin mix according to package directions. Spread
half of the muffin batter into a greased 13 x 9 x 2 inch baking dish. Spoon the hot meat mixture over the meat mixture. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 30 to 35 minutes or until muffin layer is golden. Top with cheese. If desired, garnish with tomatoes and whole olives. Cut into squares.

Wed, Oct 3rd - 1:24PM

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help
cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken
with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream
with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"

Tue, Oct 2nd - 10:45AM

Mon, Oct 1st - 12:08PM

“I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and as
long as they are held thus, not one of the tasks that the hand may perform can
be accomplished. I cannot lift. I cannot grasp. I cannot hold. I cannot even
make an intelligible sign until my fingers organize and work together. In this
we should also learn a lesson.”

George Washington Carver (1864-1943), American botanist, agricultural chemist,
inventor, and educator