Thu, Apr 26th - 2:26PM

Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt is up in heaven now

I am, incidentally, Honorary President of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that totally functionless capacity. We had a memorial service for Isaac a few years back, and I spoke and said at one point, “Isaac is up in heaven now.” It was the funniest thing I could have said to an audience of humanists. I rolled them in the aisles. It was several minutes before order could be restored. And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That’s my favorite joke.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

Mon, Apr 23rd - 4:59PM

Funny Jokes - WalMart shoppers

The Wal-Mart chain is refusing to sell a book written by WWF superstar Mankind because the book contains a picture of a naked elf. Everywhere Wal-Mart shoppers are asking themselves the same question, "What's a book?"
- Craig Kilborn

Quotes Blog

Thu, Apr 19th - 11:39AM

Teaching and Learning

You teach best what you most need to learn.

- Richard David Bach

Teaching Spelling

Thu, Apr 19th - 11:36AM

Embrace change and make it work to your advantage!
- Denis Waitley

Wed, Apr 18th - 12:52PM

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