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Tue, Jul 26th - 12:41PM
A little humor to start things off
Why get started with a rant, when in the long picture, say 10,000 years from now what we're arguing about today won't matter much. So....
I don't know the source for these, so I apologize in advance for failing to give you your props, but if you see these without your name please be assured we have laughed our asses off!
At a local Washington bar...
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good-looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
and
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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