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Thu, Dec 27th - 1:18PM
Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Virus Alert - Watch Out For These!
Security experts and federal government authorities warn that
offspring of the dangerous "I love you" e-mail virus are now on
the loose. As a public service, we present the following list of
"I Love You" mutations and how to recognize them.
The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your
computer, but collects data about it worshipfully from afar.
The "Love The One You're With" virus hangs around your computer,
but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the
computer that it really wants to invade.
The "Happily Married" virus invades only one computer and stays
with it for life.
The "Unhappily Married" virus spends a long time negotiating with
a computer, finally invades it, and then strays to other computers
from time to time.
The "I Want A Divorce" virus sends repeated, hard-to-read messages
that your computer isn't working and takes half of your computer's
best data in an ugly network session.
The "Stalker" virus spends unnatural amount of time monitoring your
computer, collecting data your computer has thrown away and tries
to record all of its functions. And it writes rude messages to any
other computer with which yours connects on any regular basis.
The "Forever Single" virus causes your computer to focus solely on
other computers with which it is totally incompatible or prove
generally unavailable.
The "Deadbeat Dad" virus invades your computer, spawns an entirely
new database, then refuses to help update it as it grows.
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Wed, Dec 26th - 3:13PM
Mexican Corn Chip Sauce
1 1/2 lbs. hamburger 1 1/2 lbs. sweet sausage 1 med. onion 1-2 chopped tomatoes 2 lbs. Velveeta cheese (Mexican) Tortilla chips Fry hamburg, sausage and onion; drain. Add cut up cheese, melt. Stir in tomatoes. Serve over tortillas or corn chips. May use hot Mexican Velveeta, depending on taste. May serve with a salad as a main dish.
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Sun, Dec 23rd - 6:00PM
Carnival of the Recipes
Carnival of the Recipes: 174 is up at Food History This edition is themed "Holiday Memories" and includes such festive holiday treats as: Chicken Casserole posted at Chicken Recipes Orange Roast Chicken posted at Chicken Recipes Low-Fat Turkey Stock posted at Turkey Recipes Creamed Peas And New Potatoes posted at Famous Recipes Cilantro Lime Dressing posted at Diabetic Recipes Crockpot Apple Pie posted at Slow Cooker Recipes Coconut Pie posted at Easter Recipes Fruitcake Recipe from our very own Christmas Recipes Christmas Recipes posted at World Famous Recipes Gingerbread Pancakes posted at Pancake Recipes and many many more delicious, memory provoking recipes.
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Tue, Dec 18th - 7:00PM
Diabetic Recipes - Recipes for Diabetes
Food and recipes for diabetics and cooking diabetic meals.
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Tue, Dec 18th - 6:58PM
Chicken Breast Recipes
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Tue, Dec 18th - 6:53PM
Christmas Recipes
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Tue, Dec 18th - 1:47PM
Grandma
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you
and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked,"No, how are we
alike? "You're both old," he replied.
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Wed, Dec 12th - 5:56PM
Ambrosia Salad
Ambrosia Salad
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Wed, Dec 12th - 5:54PM
Stuffed Pork Chops
Stuffed Pork Chops
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Wed, Dec 12th - 5:53PM
cheesecake recipe
cheesecake recipe
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Wed, Dec 12th - 5:27PM
Christmas Recipes
Christmas Recipes
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Wed, Dec 12th - 5:26PM
Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookies
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Wed, Dec 12th - 2:42PM
Rocky Road Fast Chocolate Fudge
Rocky Road Fast Chocolate Fudge Recipe 1/2 cup butter 3/4 cup Hershey's cocoa 4 cups powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup evaporated milk 1 cup nuts 1 cup mini marshmallows Line a jelly-roll pan with foil. Set aside. In medium microwave proof bowl Microwave butter on high to 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or until melted. Add cocoa stir until smooth. Stir in sugar and vanilla; blend well (mixture will be crumbly) stir in milk. Microwave on high 1 minute, stir. Microwave an additional minute or until hot. Beat with wooden spoon until smooth; add nuts, mix well. Add marshmallows, stir. Pour into prepared pan. Cover; chill until firm. Cut into squares, store in tightly covered container in refrigerator.
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